Apologies to Procol Harum & Keith Reid, In Advance:

Sung To 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale' Music...

We skipped the Merck Blockbusters,
    Watched the recalls come from the FDA, more & more
I was feeling really quiet sick
    But Walgreen's called wanting to order
The hype was getting louder
    As all ethics flew away
When we called out for accountability
    The Feds just brought out their lobbyist tray...

And so it was much later
    As the Good Doc Joe told his tale
That Liberty's face, at first was ghostly,
    Turned a whiter shade of pale...

Liberty said, 'There is no reason
    And the TRUTH is plain to SEE.'
As you read through Vital Votes
    And we would not let her be
One of too many Gardisil virgins
    Who were headed for the morgue
And although my eyes were opened
    They could have just as well've been closed...

Liberty said, 'Take Control Of Your Own Health, 
     Because it's too late you see',
Saying, as she smiled ever so sadly, 
    'The Bastards already got to me...'

And though the reactive battle rages,
     And the spin is so fast as to look still,
Remember not to take the Merck false grails,
    Lest you too become a whiter shade of pale...

Uncle Russ

Yes, but how about some super sized fries and a HFCS laden soda with that?